Captain's Log: Day 3

Do birds not know the Golden Rule? (for those of you who don't know what the Golden Rule is...it's: "treat others as you would like to be treated.")

No i do not believe they do. Had they known, then they would not have shat on me today. Clearly, seagulls need to take Bob's ethics class... tsk tsk. As much as seagulls are my friends (considering i AM a pirate afterall) but damn it! You don't see me throwing my poop on you! stupid bird... arrrh! Sparrows are OK though, because they're so tiny, fluffy, and cute and stuff. And they had not yet shat on me. Just seagulls.

What is just as frustrating is being shat on, is when i go to the bathroom, the soap is lacking, there are no paper towels, AND the toilets don't flush. What kind of toilet is this!? 1/2 the toilets are nonfunctional (though as soon as someone else is using it, ta-da! it flushes again, it's clearly a conspiracy! birds and toilets...)

*the seagulls are those from finding nemo...darn them seagulls!*

So today was my lucky day. Too bad, didn't have time to get myself a lottery ticket.