Captain's Log: Day 47

As u may have noticed. i changed the layout of this blog. I don't know, i thought i could do with some change eh? Yarr... of course!!
I don't have much to say, but here's 16 random facts about me. haha! yes, i copied this off of my facebook note, but whatever, i could post it here too... why not? it's interesting!

So the point of this is to write 16 random things about me:
#1: I love how this note is all about ME! ME ME ME ME ME! wow... what a self centered b*tch!
#2: I am a creepy stalker... or so I've been told, but I'm sure my stalker-ees secretly enjoy the attention *cough... Udhay*
#3: I believe true love exists only in fiction...
#4: I have a very short attention span... I normally can't keep up a conversation for too too long. But I've realized that there are normally 2 things that you can say if you zone out in a conversation, and your mind-absent-ness can still go unnoticed:
"That's cool..." and
"What do you mean?" (I especially like this one)
#5: If I were to be transformed into an animal, I would be... an owl. Because they're fluffy, and cute, but at the same time, very angry looking... and they have piercing eyes, and lopsided ears, and a head that can rotate 180 degrees. Oh, and they also have super cool night vision, and they hoot, and they're the mascot of Couche Tard... or whatever it is... oh and they can close one eye, and keep one eye watching you... like a stalker!
if not then a black panther... cuz they're sexy.
#6: I am terrified of pregnant women. Don't ask me why. I don't know why... it's ineffable
#7: I smile most of the time, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm happy... it's more likely because I just remembered something funny that happened yesterday...or maybe, I'm just trying to make you think I'm happy... but really... I'm just plotting...hahaha! Plotting to take over the world! I mean, someone's going to have to fill up that filing cabinet in Stewart Bio that says "Plans to take over the world" what's the point of having a filing cabinet for "Plans to take over the world" when there aren't any plans in there??
#8: I am a very loud drunk... or so I've been told. But I wouldn't know, I was too drunk to remember... but that was long long... long ago.
#9: I have 5 children, their names are: Javier (such a hot name), Misuki, 皇甫少華, Dimitri, Adrian, and Satine. (In no particular order) I also have a seal named 酈明堂, and I also have this adorable little bald dancing green man/creature thing that runs on solar power, named Andy Lau, and he's always smiling... and dancing, as long as there's light. Such a happy little thing! It makes me happy just looking at it.
#10: I think I'm pretty friendly... apparently, sometimes a bit too friendly for my own good... hahaha! and I'm also pretty talkative, well that would depend who I'm talking to of course. But sometimes, I like to sit/lie in the dark, in silence. It's eery... but comforting at the same time.
#11: Sometimes I like to cry, for no reason. Or maybe for some reason... I don't know. There's normally no reasoning to anything I do... really. It's just random. Did I mention that yet? Oh, well if I hadn't, well I'll mention it now, I'm random! hahaha!
#12: I am a proud little old lady to enjoys knitting and crochet-ing. I'm not even joking... except for the 'little' part. I wouldn't exactly consider myself little.
#13: I dislike the colour pink. It's too girly for me... I think. (hmm that rhymes!) I prefer black, or well... any other colour but pink... except for maybe dark khaki, i don't really like that either.
#14: I am super simple minded. And a little too trusting at times... I'm like a... female simple cell contaminated by... what's that virus in cat feces again? Apparently there is this virus in cat feces that if you catch it, and if you're a female, then you become more trusting, and if you're a male, then you become more daring (?) well more risk-taking (or whatever). So, in short. This virus leads you to trouble. Bad virus. And I'm serious, I'm not even making this up.
#15: Sometimes I treat everything like a joke, because I don't want others to know what I'm really thinking... JOKES! hahahaha... wait... damn that doesn't work does it?
#16: If you have ever taken a look, no, even a peek, at my profile, I'm sure you've been waiting for this one since #1, so here it is... *drum roll please* #16: I AM AWESOME.